KALAMATIANO (Yelena Kalamatiano)

Basic Info

• Adult at Cornucopia house
• Body found at fire scene in 2001
• Described as "a great caretaker" in HOUGHTON's compulsive diary entries
• Inhabitant of the cottage at Cornucopia house
• Initial appearance: old woman wearing a shawl
• True form: grey mass of flesh covered in abscesses, lolling tongue, swollen-shut eyes, tumorous udders dripping white slime
• No legs, "big stinky milky slug" (LADYSLUG)
• Jabba the hut-like appearance

Dialog

Session 1-2

As old woman in cottage:

YELENA: "I am sorry, I didn't expect company; please come in"

YELENA: "I was just about to make tea, can I have some"

[agents trying to grab guns, can't back out the door]

agents: "what the hell? I can't move normal"

YELENA: "it's probably just the cold, please come in"

[agents keep standing there, then take a step into the room]

agents: "We just saw a bunch of kids living in weird mattresses! a dead girl in a bag!"

YELENA: "where'd you see that?"

[agents can't remember]

YELENA: "please, sit down and have some tea"

[SEAMUS tries to knock over candle, rolls con, falls to knees and starts vomiting]

YELENA: "tea is great for an upset stomach"

LOTTIE: "why is this candle making me feel so yucky"

[LOTTIE gets in old woman's face]

LOTTIE: "what's going on here who are you"

YELENA: "I am yelena"

As LADYSLUG (after spell broken):

[Zombie-walking towards SEAMUS, reaches to grab him, succeeds]

LADYSLUG: "have some tea darling"

Events and Notes

2001 - At Cornucopia house

• One of the adults at Cornucopia house
• Lives in the cottage
• Described as "a great caretaker" in HOUGHTON's compulsive diary entries
• This suggests she had mind control over HOUGHTON

Initial Appearance (Illusory Form in cottage)

• Living in fairy-tale cottage with front porch and armchair
• Smoke coming out of chimney
• Knitting needles and half-finished blue scarf on rocking chair
• cottage is blue and pink; windows are frosted
• Furniture is warm and inviting, immaculately tended-to
• Cozy rug, hardwood floors
• Kettle on stove
• Smells like gingerbread
• Russian crosses and icons on the walls
• Old woman on the couch wears a shawl
• Table in front of her has a lit candle (black flame)
• Kettle sounds as agents walk in
• Woman is just standing up as if to get it

Powers and Abilities

Mind Control

• agents find their guns are back in their holsters
• Cannot grab guns
• Cannot back out the door
• Keep standing there involuntarily
• Take steps into room involuntarily
• Cannot move hands to doorknobs
• KALAMATIANO closes front door; keeps speaking, and agents can't act
• agents can't remember seeing the dead girl in the bag or the mattresses

The Black Candle

• Candle on the table makes people feel sick when they look at it
• Has a black flame
• SEAMUS tries to knock it over, rolls con, falls to his knees and starts vomiting
• When SEAMUS successfully knocks over candle table and candle goes out, the spell lifts

True Form Revealed (LADYSLUG)

• All the crosses on the walls are upside-down
• Filth shit and vomit covers every surface
• Furniture is fucked
• Freezing cold
• There is no fire
• Smell of rotting meat
• Grey mass of flesh covered in abscesses
• Face is just a lolling tongue and swollen-shut eyes
• Holding her tumorous udders, which are dripping a white slime (previously perceived as tea cups)
• ERASTUS fails san for 4, SEAMUS and LOTTIE pass for 1

Combat and Death

• ERASTUS fails to shoot
• LOTTIE fails to shoot
• SEAMUS hits for 4, yellowish-white ooze comes out
• Turns towards SEAMUS and starts zombie-walking towards him
• "big milky tits just leaking slime, abscesses leaking, trail of slime"
• Reaches to grab SEAMUS, succeeds
• ERASTUS moves to club lady, her spongy flesh absorbs the blow
• No legs, big stinky milky slug
• LOTTIE goes to shotgun the lady in the head, misses for 7 damage on SEAMUS (SEAMUS doesn't feel as if he's been shot)
• SEAMUS breaks away from the lady, tumbles onto the ground, blood sprays everywhere, lady is holding her big fat tumor tits
• Tilts her head back and starts chanting cultish
• ERASTUS crit-fails with handgun, it jams
• LOTTIE shoots the lady, hits for 7; explosion of pus and the wound closes up immediately
• Some pus got into the mouth of SEAMUS, and it's better than anything he's ever tasted
• SEAMUS scrambles out the door
• Lady keeps chanting
• ERASTUS shoots for 6, walks onto the porch
• LOTTIE crits the lady with shotgun for 11; gets her in the face, she stops chanting and locks eyes directly on LOTTIE
• SEAMUS dowses house with gasoline
• LADYSLUG follows agents out the door; squishes through it like an octopus, stinks like rotting meat
• Shoots her big black tongue out of her mouth at LOTTIE in a real frog move
• LOTTIE dodges, tongue splats on the ground with an incredibly loud thwack like a moose hitting a car
• ERASTUS lights a zippo and tosses it in the house
• The LADYSLUG and house go up in flames
• LADYSLUG doesn't like this at all
• Burns crispy
• Body found at fire scene

News Coverage

• News article: 4 adult bodies found at fire scene, plus one child body
• Bodies: KALAMATIANO (Yelena Kalamatiano), APPOLONOV (Sabina Appolonov), ARSENI (Alexi Arseni), INNOKENTY (Ryan Innokenty)
• Ties to Brighton Beach crime (per news article)
• News article: drugs found at burnt child home, also signs of abuse, also the child was def murdered
• Detective BASWELL involved
• News article: it was russian gangs what did the fire and the shootin there

2016 Discovery

• The 11 mummies are found under where the cottage used to be
• Preserved and dessicated, but not toilet-papered
• No decomp whatsoever
• Unnatural

Notes

• Russian name, ties to Brighton Beach crime (per news article)