KALAMATIANO (Yelena Kalamatiano)
Basic Info
- Adult at Cornucopia house
- Body found at fire scene in 2001
- Described as "a great caretaker" in HOUGHTON's compulsive diary entries
- Inhabitant of the cottage at Cornucopia house
- Initial appearance: old woman wearing a shawl
- True form: grey mass of flesh covered in abscesses, lolling tongue, swollen-shut eyes, tumorous udders dripping white slime
- No legs, "big stinky milky slug" (LADYSLUG)
- Jabba the hut-like appearance
Dialog
Session 1-2
As old woman in cottage:
YELENA: "I am sorry, I didn't expect company; please come in"
YELENA: "I was just about to make tea, can I have some"
[agents trying to grab guns, can't back out the door]
agents: "what the hell? I can't move normal"
YELENA: "it's probably just the cold, please come in"
[agents keep standing there, then take a step into the room]
agents: "We just saw a bunch of kids living in weird mattresses! a dead girl in a bag!"
YELENA: "where'd you see that?"
[agents can't remember]
YELENA: "please, sit down and have some tea"
[SEAMUS tries to knock over candle, rolls con, falls to knees and starts vomiting]
YELENA: "tea is great for an upset stomach"
LOTTIE: "why is this candle making me feel so yucky"
[LOTTIE gets in old woman's face]
LOTTIE: "what's going on here who are you"
YELENA: "I am yelena"
As LADYSLUG (after spell broken):
[Zombie-walking towards SEAMUS, reaches to grab him, succeeds]LADYSLUG: "have some tea darling"
Events and Notes
2001 - At Cornucopia house
- One of the adults at Cornucopia house
- Lives in the cottage
- Described as "a great caretaker" in HOUGHTON's compulsive diary entries
- This suggests she had mind control over HOUGHTON
Initial Appearance (Illusory Form in cottage)
- Living in fairy-tale cottage with front porch and armchair
- Smoke coming out of chimney
- Knitting needles and half-finished blue scarf on rocking chair
- cottage is blue and pink; windows are frosted
- Furniture is warm and inviting, immaculately tended-to
- Cozy rug, hardwood floors
- Kettle on stove
- Smells like gingerbread
- Russian crosses and icons on the walls
- Old woman on the couch wears a shawl
- Table in front of her has a lit candle (black flame)
- Kettle sounds as agents walk in
- Woman is just standing up as if to get it
Powers and Abilities
Mind Control
- agents find their guns are back in their holsters
- Cannot grab guns
- Cannot back out the door
- Keep standing there involuntarily
- Take steps into room involuntarily
- Cannot move hands to doorknobs
- KALAMATIANO closes front door; keeps speaking, and agents can't act
- agents can't remember seeing the dead girl in the bag or the mattresses
The Black Candle
- Candle on the table makes people feel sick when they look at it
- Has a black flame
- SEAMUS tries to knock it over, rolls con, falls to his knees and starts vomiting
- When SEAMUS successfully knocks over candle table and candle goes out, the spell lifts
True Form Revealed (LADYSLUG)
- All the crosses on the walls are upside-down
- Filth shit and vomit covers every surface
- Furniture is fucked
- Freezing cold
- There is no fire
- Smell of rotting meat
- Grey mass of flesh covered in abscesses
- Face is just a lolling tongue and swollen-shut eyes
- Holding her tumorous udders, which are dripping a white slime (previously perceived as tea cups)
- ERASTUS fails san for 4, SEAMUS and LOTTIE pass for 1
Combat and Death
- ERASTUS fails to shoot
- LOTTIE fails to shoot
- SEAMUS hits for 4, yellowish-white ooze comes out
- Turns towards SEAMUS and starts zombie-walking towards him
- "big milky tits just leaking slime, abscesses leaking, trail of slime"
- Reaches to grab SEAMUS, succeeds
- ERASTUS moves to club lady, her spongy flesh absorbs the blow
- No legs, big stinky milky slug
- LOTTIE goes to shotgun the lady in the head, misses for 7 damage on SEAMUS (SEAMUS doesn't feel as if he's been shot)
- SEAMUS breaks away from the lady, tumbles onto the ground, blood sprays everywhere, lady is holding her big fat tumor tits
- Tilts her head back and starts chanting cultish
- ERASTUS crit-fails with handgun, it jams
- LOTTIE shoots the lady, hits for 7; explosion of pus and the wound closes up immediately
- Some pus got into the mouth of SEAMUS, and it's better than anything he's ever tasted
- SEAMUS scrambles out the door
- Lady keeps chanting
- ERASTUS shoots for 6, walks onto the porch
- LOTTIE crits the lady with shotgun for 11; gets her in the face, she stops chanting and locks eyes directly on LOTTIE
- SEAMUS dowses house with gasoline
- LADYSLUG follows agents out the door; squishes through it like an octopus, stinks like rotting meat
- Shoots her big black tongue out of her mouth at LOTTIE in a real frog move
- LOTTIE dodges, tongue splats on the ground with an incredibly loud thwack like a moose hitting a car
- ERASTUS lights a zippo and tosses it in the house
- The LADYSLUG and house go up in flames
- LADYSLUG doesn't like this at all
- Burns crispy
- Body found at fire scene
News Coverage
- News article: 4 adult bodies found at fire scene, plus one child body
- Bodies: KALAMATIANO (Yelena Kalamatiano), APPOLONOV (Sabina Appolonov), ARSENI (Alexi Arseni), INNOKENTY (Ryan Innokenty)
- Ties to Brighton Beach crime (per news article)
- News article: drugs found at burnt child home, also signs of abuse, also the child was def murdered
- Detective BASWELL involved
- News article: it was russian gangs what did the fire and the shootin there
2016 Discovery
- The 11 mummies are found under where the cottage used to be
- Preserved and dessicated, but not toilet-papered
- No decomp whatsoever
- Unnatural
Notes
- Russian name, ties to Brighton Beach crime (per news article)